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i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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