420 ftw
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize