What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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