So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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