Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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