ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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