sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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