you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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