Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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