SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish you could order shots online.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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