Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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