just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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