The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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