Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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