I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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