i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize