Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You're like the curious george of whores
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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