I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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