You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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