question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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