Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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