We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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