Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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