Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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