Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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