she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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