You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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