I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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