so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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