I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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