remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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