he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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