I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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