Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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