Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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