Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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