Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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