Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
