Well douche your snatch and let's go!
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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