my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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