I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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