Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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