All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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