out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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