she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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