why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
