He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's no shave November. This is our time.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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