so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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