Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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