Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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