the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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