Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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