do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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